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I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
'Scuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. Mind if I look in your mother's mouth?
Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
Are those your tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave you their heads?
Is that an accent, or is your mouth just full of sperm?
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
I saved your mother's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
Your so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is definately the real thing.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
No one should be punished for an accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
At your speed you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
At least there'e one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you
Did your mother have any children that lived?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
Don't be ashamed of wat you are. I'm not ashamed of what you are!
If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Don't get insulted, but is your job is devoted to spreading ignorance?
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
people like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
you have mechanical mind. Too bad you forgot to wind it up this morning.
you have a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
You are a person of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.
your always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.
your dark and handsome. When it's dark, iam handsome.
your known as a miracle comic. if your funny, it's a miracle!
your listed in Who's Who as What's That?
your living proof of that a person can live without a brain!
your so short, when it rains your always the last one to know.
you are the kind of a person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
How much refund do you expect on your head -- Now that it's EMPTY.
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, i'm sure everyone will agree with me.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate!(if you are at all!)
I bet you have a loud bark!
I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!